Livin′ room

Passin' time

Talkin′ trashSippin' wine

I need somethin' more substantial!

New deck

Playin′ cards

I don′t like to work this hard

I think I'll have to cancel!

I′m runnin' outta time

About to lose my mind

I got the six

Gimme your nine!

Slow hand on the clock

Sittin′ here like a rock

I'm feelin′ so abnormal!

Pictures in my magazine

All my thoughts are so obsene

Cover up that centerfold!

I'm runnin' outta time

About to lose my mind

I got the six

Gimme your nine!

Look at this!

What a pair!

She won′t let me touch her there

She′s so discriminating!

This is weird

It's time to blow

I just heard the rooster crow

Guess I′ll have to spank my monkey!

I'm runnin′ outta time

About to lose my mind

I got the six

Gimme your nine!

(Owwww, baaby!)