Three, two, one, go!

Hello, everybodyWelcome to the ZFM podcast

I am Kaden from ZFM and this is

Right next to me

Miles from ZFM, yo

And right across from the table from me

This is (Troy)

Um today we′ve got a lot of stuff

To talk about

First topic, E3 have you guys watched E3 yet? (No)

That shit was ass, man

I know (Battlefiel-)

I don't even like Battlefield bro (It was th-)

It was the first

If you′re a Battlefield you might like it though

I know, yeah it was the first E3 to

Ever be, like explicitly, online right?

Yeah, something like that

Yeah they, I thought, I mean most of the time

I-I-it sucked really badly (Yeah like)

If you're like, like I said like

Battlefield fans liked it, and that's it

Who do you, what

What conference do you think carried E3?

Battle, Battlefield (Battlefield?)

Tr- Battlefield (No I mean like)

What, what (Oh, I don′t know)

I don′t remember, the names of them

*Laughter* (I mean th-)

Troy didn't even watch this shit!

*Laughter*

I′m either tied between

Xbox Bethesda, or Nintendo (Oh yeah Bethesda!)

Yeah, Bethesda's one was sick

Xbox Bethesda, you di- did you watch Nintendo? (No)

Nintendo′s conference was pretty good too

They announced a new WarioWare game

Oh y-, oh sh-, oh yeah! (Yeah they did)

My buddy

Troy, how much do you like WarioWare

From a scale of one to ten

Two (For real?)

Dude, what the hell? (Then why were you)

Then why were you like, 'oh really?′

I don't know, just

Dude, you're sweaty as fuck right now

*Laughter*

We are currently in a garage

We′re in Miles′ hot-ass garage

Oh, I thought you were gonna say

'We′re in Mile's hot ass′

*Laughter*

Alright, um

So, all these crappy games brings me to another topic

League of Legends, it suck ass (It sucks!)

I hate League of Legends!

You're just in

Fuck League of Legends!

I hate League of Legends so much

It makes me want to die, literally

Same with like Dota 2

Like basically every MOB, like (MOBA?)

Yeah, MOBA game

Whatever they′re called, like

I hate them all (It's just)

Basic three lanes, I know there's

So much more I-, to, like, that is

Into the game

Yeah, I just don′t care (Yeah I don′t care)

I j-, I just couldn't care less (I don′t have any)

Time to figure out what the f-

What the hell (Yeah)

Each character's ultimate is

And what their secondary attack is and stuff, no

I need to get a bumper sticker on my car that just says

′League of Legends fucking sucks'

Yeah

Dude (Troy, what do you think about League of Legends?)

Sucks

*Laughter* (That′s all I have to say)

Have you ever played it?

No, but I'm never gonna

*Laughter* (Man)

I think, I think I- most

Some part, League of Legends sucks because of the um

The only thing I like about League of Legends is Tyler1

Yeah

Um, what was I gonna say, the word

The word, um, the saturation of the MOBA market these days

I think is what really takes away from the charm of

League of Legends and why I hate it

You know all these freaking, um

Paid services that have 'plus′ after their name

And stuff like that? (Yeah?)

Disney+ (Oh, like Disney+)

Uh, Netflix was like the original one, but

Uh yeah, Hulu, Paramount+ is a new one, did you hear they

They′re making an iCarly reboot?

That shit's ass, dude

Dude, they don′t even have Sam (They don't have Sam)

They don′t have, they don't have, what′s the- (They have Gibby though)

No they don't (Oh they don't?)

They don′t have Gibby, that′s the thing (Oh, shoot!)

Th- they don't?

Nevermind (I, yeah)

I looked it up, and there′s no Gibby or Sam (Well that's because)

Basically they just made Gibby take his shirt off in every episode

Yeah they demeaned him

Yeah, they, they legit (Now that I look back on iCarly)

They legit made a teenager take his shirt off

In every single episode (Yeah)

That′s kind of weird

And, of course

Sam, for good reason does not want to (Yeah)

Do iCarly

That reminds me of um

You know Michael Cera?

Michael Cera? (Yeah)

He, he uh

Dude, every movie he's in it′s like

They're like holding a gun up to him behind like the

*Laughter*

Like he looks like he never wanted to become an actor

And that's why he′s so good at playing like awkward roles (Yeah)

′Cause like he, dude, he's like so good at being awkward in movies

It really does make you think about like

Man, all these old Nickelodeon shows

They were kinda weird

Mostly because the director

Y′know what's- Dan Schneider (Dan Schneider)

Bring all my bitches back

*Laughter*

Like, Dan Schneider was so freaking weird

And I think that kind of

Had an effect on the actors, right? (Yeah)

It had an effect, like um

Drake and Josh, recently

Fucking Dra- was it Drake? (Dra-, Drake)

Drake Belle, yeah was accused of grooming minors at a night club

Bruh what the, wait why are there minors at a night club?

Maybe he brought ′em- I don't kno- (I don′t know what the!)

Wai- ok for one why is there minors at a night club?

Wai- Actually that's no

That shit doesn't even matter! (It doesn′t matter)

You shouldn′t be fucking grooming minors, that's fucking weird! (Yeah)

And, I don′t know if that was, if

If that was a bit of Dan Schneider rubbing off of, Drake Belle

*Laughter*

But

It probably is! (I don't know)

Probably he got groomed when he was little so he was like

′Hey, I'm gonna do this′

Yeah he had him show his feet to, Dan Schneider (Oh)

Shoot (*laughter*)

Callmeca- Callm Callmecarson (Callmecarson)

What is that, uh

That's what the mask is (And, well I mean, I don't know)

That′s what the point of the mask is

Michael Jackson!

Shut up, bro!

We′re not referencing our own songs (Yeah)

In one of our songs that's a podcast

You know, you know what sucks?

What?

Salad II

I know, dude!

This isn′t even in our list of topics (Yeah we just)

But Salad II sucks!

Yeah we didn't even, like wanna bring this up

I just, I just, fuck Salad II

It is really hot in here

*Laughter* (I′m fuckin' dying)

Miles, okay

You wanted to talk about Boogie2988

Before we went on the podcast (Oh yeah)

I wanted to talk about Boogie2988 pulling a gun (And I don′t)

I don't really have, a Segway for it

Okay Boogie2988, f- freaking pulled a gun in a school zone

Because he lives near a school

Yeah but do you think (And)

Do you think he, was, right to pull the gun?

No, this guy is literally coming up to his door, and they went

'You′re a pussy, you′re a pussy'

And he pulls a gun

Like, are you for real?

Yeah I do think that′s a little um

Like a little much just say

'Hey, man get off my property′ (A little too much)

And if he doesn't, call the cops

Like don′t pull a damn gun (And what's crazy is)

Is he actually shot it into the air too (He did?)

Yeah he did

I don't kno- (Oh yeah he)

I think, I don′t know if this is true

But I think he came to his house multiple times

And that′s why he pulled the gun (Oh)

But I'm not sure

All I know is he was just calling him a pussy

I- I′d say, I say call the cops when someone does that

But I don't (Yeah don′t pull a gun)

There, if there's a, if there′s a hold your ground law

In the state that he lives then (Maybe if he had a gun, maybe)

Maybe if he had a gun too

Yeah they could have a old west duel

But the other guy didn't have a gun

They could have a old western duel

Outside his house in a school zone

What do you think of this, Troy?

I don't know I didn′t see the video

Oh basically Boogie pulls a gun

Shoot I′m fuckin' hot

*Laughter*

Ayo, this is the end of the pod- (Um, no no no no no no!)

Miles, you have to say something before (Check out ZFM)

You have to say something before (On YouTube)

The end of the podcast

Um fuck bitches (What?)

Oh (What?)

Don′t you, don't you

Feminine dominant relationship

Yep, that′s, you heard it right here folks

Miles from ZFM craves a female dominant relationship

This is gonna be awkward when anybody I know hears this end part

I'm hoping they don′t listen to this whole song

Because, that's not true

Just making that clear

Are you sure? (Yes!)

Are you sure, okay I don't wanna gaslight you

Okay (*laughter*)

Well, this has been ZFM

Check us out on fucking whatever you want (Also)

This has be- we′re actually we′re, we're everywhere

We′re on YouTube, Spotify, SoundCloud, Amazon Music

Your bedroom

Um (We're waiting at the corner of your bed)

Yeah, we′re waiting at the corner of your bed (*laughter*)

Um, if you're- (Oh you gotta)

We′re in your house

Yep um that's been the ZFM podcast episode one (Bye!)

Bye (The last episode too)

We're not gonna do this anymore