[Intro]

Does your god have a big fat dick?

Cause it feels like he’s fucking me

Are his balls filled with lightning?

Do they dangle like heaven's keys?

Does your god have a big fat dick?

Cause it feels like he’s fucking me

[Chorus]

Does your god have a big fat dick?

Cause it feels like he’s fucking me

Are his balls filled with lightning?

Do they dangle like heaven's keys?

Does your god have a big fat dick?

Cause it feels like he’s fucking me

[Verse 1]

Does his D go deep

So deep it puts an ass to sleep?

Who’s the 6 to his 9

And what are his other kinks?

If he grows all the trees

Does he taste every peach?

Is your god fucking you and fucking me?

I know creation must get lonely

After all he’s one and only

And his son was so well hung

I think the big man deserves one

[Chorus]

Does your god have a big fat dick?

Cause it feels like he’s fucking me

Are his balls filled with lightning?

Do they dangle like heaven's keys?

Does your god have a big fat dick?

Cause it feels like he’s fucking me

[Verse 2]

When he whips out his meat

Does your world fall to its knees?

Does he shoot wads of honey

And cum twice on Easter Sunday?

What’s his favourite position?

Missionary? Magic bullet?

We all give him no lover

Just a hand and a mother

Can he cum a shotgun blast

And shoot salvation up your ass?

Does he chew cunt like bubblegum

And give blowjobs like a vacuum?

[Chorus]

Does your god have a big fat dick?

Cause it feels like he’s fucking me

Are his balls filled with lightning?

Do they dangle like heavens keys?

Does your god have a big fat dick?

Cause it feels like he’s fucking me

Does your god have a big fat dick?

CAUSE HE’S FUCKING YOU AND ME!