It was a weekend and you can′t stop

Us from going to the local dance spot

Instead of drinking imported beersSomebody brought a bottle of Orphan Tears

We popped the top, we know what was in it

Yeah, we were all so stupid to sip it

Orphan Tears are so hallucinogenic

I took one drink and saw a two-headed midget (hey!)

Then the room filled with colors and shapes

And suddenly DeeJay was covered in snakes

Oh snap, and what made it worse

Was I swear I saw a unicorn humping a Smurf

Then a rainbow appeared out of Wax's ass

He passed some gas and it snapped in half

Yo, Deejay! Are you still there?

(Yeah, I′m trying to up with this girl in a wheelchair)

Alright chill there, I think I'm bulimic Care Bear might pick a fight with Jesus

I don't believe it, I′m gonna be sea sick

These Orphan Tears are about to make me trip

Little children, near and far

Don′t know where your parents are?

Cry directly in this jar

I will drink it at the bar

(Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears)

(Sip sip sippin′ on Orphan Tears)

(Sip sippin' on, sip sip sippin′ on)

(Sippin' sippin′, sippin' on Orphan Tears)

(Uh, huh!)

These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I ain't felt before

I tried to bust a move but fell asleep on the dance floor

(Hey dude, get up!)

I swear I saw Bill Cosby like, "Hello, with the pudding!"

He was dancing in his underwear showing off his woody

I ran to the bathroom, everything′s in slo-mo

I couldn′t throw up 'cause the toilet bowl called me a homo (homo!)

I barfed up a kitten and I′m feeling strange

Sippin' these Orphan Tears, now it′s got me seeing things

Little children, near and far

Don't know where your parents are?

Cry directly in this jar

I will drink it at the bar

(Sip sippin′ on Orphan Tears)

(Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears)

(Sip sippin' on, sip sip sippin′ on)

(Sippin′ sippin', sippin′ on Orphan Tears)

All up in the VIP section, straight relaxed

DJ playing my favorite tracks

Waitress asked, "What can I bring you?"

I said, "The most expensive thing on the menu"

She came back with a glass of liquid

I said, "I asked for something different

This looks like a normal beer"

She said, "Nah, it's Orphan Tears"

Took a swig then I walked down where the dance floor is

Whole club looking like a forest

DeeJay turned into a Brontosaurus

Everybody in the club looked like Chuck Norris

I tried to run to the bathroom

But when I did, I felt a vacuum suction

Pulling me back slow

Dance floor turned into a black hole

Spinning around horribly

Feeling like Dorothy

Woke up and was still at home

Orphan Tears got us in the zone

Little children, near and far

Don′t know where your parents are?

Cry directly in this jar

I will drink it at the bar

(Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears)

(Sip sip sippin′ on Orphan Tears)

(Sip sippin' on, sip sip sippin' on)

(Sippin′ sippin′, sippin' on Orphan Tears)

Little children, near and far

Don′t know where your parents are?

Cry directly in this jar

I will drink it at the bar

(Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears)

(Sip sip sippin′ on Orphan Tears)

(Sip sippin' on, sip sip sippin′ on)

(Sippin' sippin', sippin′ on Orphan Tears)

Hello, with the pudding!

Pud-pud-pud-pud-pudding!

He-he-hello with pudding, pudding (Bill Cosby)

Pudding! (Bill Cosby)

Pudding! (Bill Cosby)

Pudding! (Bill Cosby)

Pudding (Bill Cosby)