Girl, I know you left me

But there was something I forgot to show you

Check it out

Baby girl, you left me

Oh no, we broke up

And it′s been a while since we last spoke

But I need another chance, can you give me that?

'Cause there′s something in my pants that could win you back

I wanna be your man again

But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston

And I know you said you'd never call

But girl, you ain′t seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain′t seen my balls

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My balls are so awesome, don′t get me started

They're so damn big

How big are they?

They′re so big, it's really obnoxious

It′s like two Ewoks chilling in my boxers

They're so big I can′t hold 'em back

Even Cartman's like, "Damn, those are fat"

They′re so big they′ll run over your feet

That's why when they back up you hear a beep, beep

And how can I be subtle

When my balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel?

And everyone at Disney World keeps telling me

That Epcot Center looks at ′em with jealousy

In fact, when you see 'em on the street

They′ll fight Godzilla to the death in the sequel

I'm guessing soon you′ll be hoping I'm back

'Cause my balls are so big they′ve got an opening act

You-you-you-you ain′t seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls

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You ain't seen my balls, you ain′t seen my balls

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My balls are so epic but I ain′t boastin'

′Cause they have an effect on the tides and the ocean

And when the sun's right, they might cause

A total solar eclipse of my balls

′Cause these things are where it's happening

And when I whip ′em out, you'll take me back again

Should I compare 'em to a brontosaurus?

No, excuse me, I′m on the chorus

I, I got what you need

And you said you′ll never call

But girl, you ain't seen these balls, here we go

I wanna be your man again

But you left me like I′m Jennifer Aniston

And I know you said you'd never call

But girl, you ain′t seen my

You ain't seen my

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You ain't seen my

You-you-you-you ain't seen my

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Girl, you ain′t seen my balls

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You ain't seen my balls, you ain′t seen my balls

I told you you'd be back

You must′ve forgot

You must've had Ballzheimer′s