(You ever feel like you′re dating the same type of person

Over and over again?)

She said

She's not really into me (Nope)

She said

We ain′t got no chemistry (What?)

She said

She's already sick of me (Ah!)

Oh well-well-well-well

Well-well-well-well

I'm getting sick and tired of the first dates

I′m doing my best but they just go south

I never should have tried in the first place

I should have just stayed back at my house

It feels like a damn job interview

I gotta impress her with who I am

Plus I gotta pay for the dinner too

Why does it feel like I just got scammed? (Ah!)

I′m not that impressive

I'm way bellow average

I live with my grandma

My bank′s overdrafting

My band's gonna make it, one day it′ll happen

So why do I do it?

I hate all this madness (Ugh!)

I feel like I could be a perfect man, but it's useless

Whenever I ask for a second date, they always make excuses (Come on)

She said

She′s not really into me

She said

We ain't got no chemistry

She said

She's already sick of me

Oh well

I′m just gonna date myself

(I don′t like anyone else)

(I'm gonna date myself)

(I don′t like anyone else)

(I'm gonna date myself)

Dating myself is pretty amazing

There′s a lot of things we have similar tastes in (Yup)

He plays Skyrim and Civilaztions

His favorite bagel: Cinnamon raisin (Hey)

His jokes are funny

I'm always laughing

He dresses nice

We always matching

He′s good at rappin'

His beats are slappin'

Plus he′s really attractive (Yeah)

We like the same movies (Yeah)

We got the same passions

We eat the same food

(I′ll have what he's havin′)

I was trying to find myself

And now I'm beside myself

The last girl that I was with said "Go fuck yourself"

So I did (Come here)

She said

She′s not really into me (Nope)

She said

We ain't got no chemistry (Yeah, we do)

She said

She′s already sick of me (Hey)

Oh well

I'm just gonna date myself

(I don't like anyone else)

(I′m gonna date myself)

(I don′t like anyone else)

(I'm gonna date myself)

I′m getting sick and tired of the worst dates

I'm doing my best but they just go south (Damn)

I never should have tried in the first place

I should have just stayed back at my house (Aw!)

Now a couple of months have gone by

I can′t believe, we're still dating (Still?)

′Cuz now I can't stand the guy

I think I'm starting to hate him (Ugh!)

He′s not that impressive

He′s way below average

He lives with his grandma

His bank's overdrafting

His band really sucks, he′ll never make it

He's not that attractive

Especially when naked

I′m breaking up with him

I'm kicking him out

The issue with that is he lives in my house (Hey)

The more that I′m with him, the more that I see

The problem ain't him, the problem is me (Huh?)

He said

I'm not really into me (No)

He said

We ain′t got no chemistry (No)

He said

I′m already sick of me (Go away!)

Oh well

I'm not gonna date myself

I want someone else (Someone else)

I don′t wanna date myself (Date myself)

I want someone else (Anyone but me)

I don't wanna date myself (No)

And so it turns out, he was cheating on me the whole time

With another me, so, yeah