I am Cow, hear me moo, I weigh twice as much as you

And I look good on the barbecue

Yogurt, curds, cream, cheese, and butter's made from liquid from my udders

I am Cow, I am Cow, hear me moo!

I am Cow, eating grass, methane gas comes out my ass

And out my muzzle when I belch!

Oh, the ozone kayer is thinner from the outcome of my dinner

I am Cow, I am Cow, I have gas!

I am Cow, here I stand, far and wide upon this land

And I am living everywhere

From B.C. to Newfoundland, you can squeeze my teats by hand

I am Cow I am Cow, hear me moo,

I am Cow, I am Cow, hear me moooooo!