Ohhh... Yeah... Uhhh... Yeah

I was on the farm one day and I saw a turkey

A turkey next to a cow

And I saw a cat he said meow

I saw a dog and he goes woof

Then I saw a chicken

Again, the chicken said woof also

And then I saw a Fuckbeetle, a Fuckbeetle, I saw a Fuckbeetle

And he was with another Fuckbeetle

And the two Fuckbeetles were fuckin'

Yeah, they were fuckin'

And then I saw a giraffe... giraffe... giraffe giraffe giraffe giraffe

And another giraffe

And they were fuckin'

Then I saw the farmer and he was sittin' on the porch

And then he looked up at me and he said

Hey, what's this in my pants?

I was like hey man, I don't know

It looks like a vagina

He's like, a vagina? I thought I had a penis?

No, you have a vagina and a penis!

Ah, fuck it, start over

Start the fuck over

Fuckbeetles, what the fuck is a Fuckbeetle?