Ugh

I was lookin' in my refrigerator

Lookin' for some bread

But I found a frozen turkey head

And I looked behind the turkey's head and I saw a chicken wing

But it ain't no thing

'Cuz I want some ice cream, baby

Ice cream with butter and chocolate

Chocolate butter vanilla ice cream

I'm gonna put that in the blender

Then I go to get some milk

The low-fat vitamin D 10% skim milk, baby

I opened it up and oh my God

It was chunky

The milk was chunky

It was chunky milk

Chunky milk chunky milk chunky milk chunky milk

Chunky milk chunky milk chunky milk chunky milk

Chunky milk chunky milk chunky milk chunky milk

I got chunky milk in my refrigerator

Hey woman where'd you come from

Better shut the hell up

Hey, don't be goin' whoo up in here

So I went to the store to go get me some new milk

So I could eat my ice cream butter chocolate in the blender

And vanilla

So I went to the milk section of Winn-Dixie

And they had Pixie Stix in the milk section

It's like what's up with this? Why ya got Pixie Stix in the milk sectionne

They said I don't know

Oh yeah, they said I don't know

I said I need some milk, vitamin D low-fat 10% skim milk

So they pointed me to it

So I bought me some milk

I went home, I opened it up

But it was chunky milk

Chunky milk chunky milk chunky milk

Chunky milk chunky milk chunky milk

They had chunky milk

I say fuck milk, I want Coca-Cola

Chunky milk

Chunky milk