Oh, one thing I miss

Is cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss

We met last night

Making love by the refrigerator light

Ethyl, Ethyl

Let me squeeze you in my arms

Ethyl, Ethyl

Come and freeze me with your charms

Oh, one thing, no lie

Ethyl's frigid as an Eskimo pie

She's cool in bed

She's oughta be 'cause Ethyl's dead

Ethyl, Ethyl

Let me squeeze you in my arms

Ethyl, Ethyl

Come and freeze me with your charms

C'mon baby

Ow, freeze me

Oh, I'm so cold

Oh, that's nice

Oh, freeze me, freeze me

Oh, yeah, wow

One thing, it's true

Cold Ethyl I am stuck on you

And everything is my way

Ethyl don't have much to say

Ethyl, Ethyl

Let me squeeze you in my arms

Ethyl, Ethyl

Come and freeze me with your charms

Oh, come here, cold Ethyl

Oh, what makes you so damn cold

So damn cold

Ahh, so cold

Cold Ethyl, cold, cold Ethyl

Cold Ethyl, cold, cold Ethyl

Cold Ethyl, cold, cold Ethyl

Cold Ethyl, cold, cold Ethyl

If I live to be 97

She'll be waiting

In refrigerator heaven

Cause you're cool, you're ice

Cold Ethyl, you're my paradise, ow