VideoGameRapBattles

Player 1, Minecraft

Player 2, RustFight!

Is it a question who will win this rap?

Tell me which one of us has a classic soundtrack

Go check my stacks

I′m diamond while you got a stone in your bag

You are a recycler please

Craftin' a copy of me and DayZ

A clone of a mod of Arma it′s crazy

With no creative mode, it's not new, it's lazy!

Oh!

I′m endless in what I can make

In your game you can′t even choose sex or your race

Vacant of content and structures and pleasure

Your game's not a sandbox, it′s more like a desert

That's one of your three biomes

Got those by the dozen so you better listen

Since 2013 after what I am spittin′

This will be the first time they say your game's finished

Think your design is creative?

Look at how ugly your face is!

All of you mutant cubes lookin′ so crude

Like you went through miner radiation

Just face that it is understood

You got too much craftin' but none of it's good

Because when I craft a stick I′ma light up your hood

But when you craft a stick you be slicing up wood!

Can′t stop raiders with a little stone sword

You're my spectator like you died in hardcore

It′s so absurd you got so many virgins

You're greatest game version online is Bedwars!

Ech, I guess your team was alright

Until Notch sold to Microsoft and went Alt right!

Despite that he′s not the only flunk in my books

'Cause people clap less for your Jeb than for Bush

Your team said your all about survival

And not the identity so it makes sense you blend in

You seem to blow up every two years on Twitch

Because each other year we forget you exist!

Though you tried biting me, we′re not the same

I'm you with money and critic acclaim

Coward you best go hide up in your base

I can tell this beginner's naked and afraid

I know you′re braggin′ and got much to say

About all the creators who brought you your fame

And I know your Youtubers would bring me the same

But I got anti-cheat, so Dream couldn't play!

Ay, I know the pain you′ve gone through

My game doesn't tend to go easy on noobs

This battle′s proof that you're so boring

No wonder why Warner Bros can′t make their movie of you!

Ooh!

Game over!

Choose your character!

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