[Ahem] And now it's time for love songs with Mr. Lunt

The part of the show where Mr. Lunt comes out

And sings a love song

He said to her “I'd like a cheeseburger,

And I might like a milkshake as well.”

She said to him “I can't give you either”

And he said “isn't this Burger Bell?”

She said “yes it is but we're closed now

But we open tomorrow at ten”

He said “I am extremely hungry

But I guess I can wait until then”

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'Cuz you're his cheeseburger

His yummy cheeseburger

He'll wait for you-ou

Yeah, he'll wait for you-ou

Oh, you are his cheeseburger,

His tasty cheeseburger

He'll wait for you-ou

Oh he will wait for you

He stayed at the drive-through till sunrise

He may have dozed off once or twice

When he spotted a billboard for Denny's

Bacon and eggs for half price

How could he resist such an offer?

He really needed something to munch

Cheeseburger please do not get angry

He'll eat and be back here for lunch.

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'Cuz you're his cheeseburger

His precious cheeseburger

Be back for you-ou

He'll be back for you-ou

Won't be so long cheeseburger

Oh lovely cheeseburger

Be back for you-ou

Oh he'll be back for you

'Cuz he loves you cheeseburger

With all his heart

And there ain't nothin'

Gonna tear you two-o apart

And if the world suddenly

Ran out of cheese

He would get down on his

Hands and knees

To see if someone accidentally

Dropped some cheese in the dirt

He would wash it off for you

Wipe it off for you

Clean that dirty cheese off

Just for you

You are his cheeseburger