Don′t smoke, don't drink

Still can′t sleep a wink

No hope, no jokeNo flicks with chicks

It ain't right

Deadbeat Saturday night

I'm alone, telephone

Virtual reality

It′s no life, no gigs

No choice, no voice

It′s no dice

Deadbeat Saturday night

Meanwhile, out in the sticks

It's more pricks than kicks

Hicks from the sticks

Don′t know what makes them tick

Don't know what′s next

No work, no play

No bus man's holiday

No show, no way out in sight

It just ain′t right

On this deadbeat Saturday night

Meanwhile, out in the sticks

It's more pricks than kicks

Because those hicks from the sticks

Don't know what makes them tick

Don′t know what′s next

No smoke, no drink

Still can't sleep a wink

No hope, no joke

No flicks with chicks

It ain′t right

Deadbeat Saturday night

There's no work, no play

No bus man′s holiday

No dough, no show

No way out in sight

It ain't right

Deadbeat Saturday night

It just ain′t right

Deadbeat Saturday night

It, it just ain't right

Deadbeat Saturday night