They say that it gets better, just get over the hump

But I hate the East Coast weather and the person I′ve become

Everyday the band might break up and no therapist can helpBut this is me, just feeling sorry for myself

SNL and Fallon seemed easy at eighteen

Everyone's your biggest fan until the day you don′t succeed

And I know I sound dramatic and ungrateful for my health

But this is me just feeling sorry for myself

I wish that I was small enough

To drown inside this paper cup

And nobody would find me

No need for feeling lonely

No crying over cards I've been dealt

Or feeling sorry for myself

I just can't seem to go vegan and the world, it hates my guts

I wish that I could call up Jesus, tell Him what the fuck is up

I′m Peter Pan who′s lost his magic, all my youth fell off a shelf

But this is me just feeling sorry for myself

Yeah, I ask a lot of questions like, "Will Karah fall in love?

Will Alex find the right girl? Will Mickey get another job?"

'Cause I can′t even write a pop song, I can only story tell

So this is me, just feeling sorry for myself

I wish that I was small enough

To drown inside this paper cup

And nobody would find me

No need for feeling lonely

No crying over cards I've been dealt

Or feeling sorry for myself

My love language is nothing

Maybe I just need a hug

If you′re listening to this song

Just know you're my parachute, you′re my blood

And I know it's not the end, only time can tell

But this is me and I know I'm kinda boring

And I′m borderline annoying

But this is me feeling sorry for myself

They say that it gets better

Why′d you even call me? I can't even stand to get dressed