Yo... it′s UB

No one can even touch me man

No literally, they can't touch me cause of COVIDBut anyway...

Here′s a dope track i've been working on, yeah

So i've been playing Genshin Impact

And I notice Mona and Lisa got the fattest of ass

The kind of magic that makes you spend

All your time (all your dimes)

Yeah, yeah yeah

Thinking about it, it might not be healthy

All these bards are lookin so Celty

Last night, ya know they came up and felt me

Harem MCs can′t even outsell me!

Looking like a snack: i′ll call you Paimon

Not emergency food, but i'll eat you pie, mom

(What the fuck?)

Ara ara vibes up in here

I′ll make perfume while Kaeya sneers

(Magnificent bastard)

Please help me cause i've been playing this game a lot

But I still got more bars... than a doujin cock

So many anime rappers, I can′t keep count

(Can only count to 69)

If Rev Says joins the game

He should call himself:

Lil Clown (still stand for jizz!)

Wishes upon a star, I might not be a star yet

But if I save up, then i'm gonna buy a-fuckin-hegao car

It′s gonna have Venti on it, cause I wanna bend he on it

Gonna spend every wish I have

To make sure that I got Venti on this PARTY

Yeah, these chicks are lookin snarky

Love their feet, it's an art, see

Trying my best to rap really fast,

But you already know that I suck, see

You're gangsta till Ugly Bastard raps

All the boys wanna go and fap to...

GENSHIN IMPACT

Genshin Impact.

Fattest of ass.

All your time...

Genshin Impact.

Fattest of ass.

All your time...

(All your dimes)

So i′ve been playing Genshin Impact

And I notice Mona and Lisa got the fattest of ass

The kind of magic that makes

You spend all your time (all your dimes)

Yeah, yeah yeah

Waiting on that Venti banner,

So I can use my primo on it

(Ain′t talking about pizza though)

And no, I ain't using real money

Cause I ain′t a simp

(Unless Mori is involved...)

Yeah, i'm thiccer than a snicker, this game ain′t helping

Can't stop now ′till the feet

That i'm smelling (shoutout Kats Productions)

I don't even know, does Paimon have feet?

(Nah, she only floats)

Whatever, I don′t give a hoot

To smell Diluc′s boots, you don't know what i′d do

Yeah, enough!

Now Paimon leave before you say: "It'S sTucK"

So i′ve been playing Genshin Impact

And I notice Mona and Lisa got the fattest of ass

The kind of magic that makes

You spend all your time...

Yeah, yeah yeah

Yeah, i've been playing Genshin Impact

And I notice Hu Tao is so cute and so flat, oh

The kind of magic that makes

You spend all your time (all your dimes)

Yeah, yeah yeah

I′m just waiting on that banner... (banner)

Where the F has my resin gone? (resin gone)

...Bitch