I think it′s funny how you could find yourself alone

With someone else in an ideal situation

Without a shred of good intentions between yaMuch less a decent explanation

I couldn't tell you why she summoned me

Sometimes you get lucky

And to think that you were someone else

I can′t remember what she said

Was she trying to tell me something

Or talking to herself?

Go upstairs, don't close the door

Why don't you give her what she′s asking for?

Spill the drink onto the bed

That′s just between her and her friend

But it made it hard to sleep

'Til her head felt even worse

And I hope that she felt miserable

When it was time to go to work

Her and her friend

Just did it as revenge

So any excess pain you feel

Isn′t any consequence

But don't feel bad

Cause you didn′t stand a chance

You can make it a hasty exit

That's how they handle it in France

Little consolation

Even if you always knew it

So any nasty things I said

Were purely therapeutic

Go upstairs, don′t close the door

Why don't you give her what she's asking for?

Spill the drink onto the bed

That′s just between her and her friend

Close the door, leave on the light

And kiss her for a little while

The liquor soaked into the sheets

She said it′s getting late, you'd better leave