Friday, after dinner

Situation - it's the same over again

Mum – she wants to watch the news

But I just wanna watch the film at ten

So I get my way again

Half way through the movie

Naked bodies getting groovy on the screen

Mum – she changes channels

Turns away – she can't believe what I've just seen

Embarrassed, she starts to clean

It's just porn Mum, you're running away

You wouldn't believe what the kids see today

It's just porn Mum and it won't go away

Wherever you turn you've got porn every day

It's just…..

Billboards on the way to school

Use porn to make their sh*t look really cool – so cool

The girls I see on MTV

Conceal the fact that bands all look like fools

But their videos make me drool

It's just porn Mum, you're running away

You wouldn't believe what the kids see today

It's just porn Mum and it won't go away

Wherever you turn, you'll find porn every day

It's just porn Mum

Just porn Mum, just…

Mum I know that you're embarrassed

But just face it, you can leave the movie on

Don't think that I am so naïve

That I don't have a clue where I came from

It's just porn Mum, you're running away

You wouldn't believe what the kids see today

It's just porn Mum and it won't go away

Wherever you turn, you'll find porn every day

It's just porn Mum, you're running away

You wouldn't believe what the kids see today

It's just porn Mum and it won't go away

Wherever you turn, you'll find porn every day

It's just porn Mum

Just porn Mum

Porn Mum

It's just porn Mum

It's just porn Mum

Just porn Mum

Just porn