You been jawin' at me from across the bar,

Like I messed with your woman or I stoled your car.

What's your problem? I don't even know your name.

You got a chip on your shoulder 'bout two-foot wide,

If you're lookin' for trouble, son, step it outside.

An' if you want me to play, I'll get in the game.

An' I'll be singin':

"Hey, batter batter, hey, batter, batter: swing.

"Step up to the plate, Hoss: do your thing."

My whole day's been goin' south.

Last thing I need is you runnin' your mouth.

One more strike an', buddy, you struck out.

"Hey, batter batter, hey, batter, batter: swing.

"Hey, batter batter, hey, batter, batter: swing."

Well, I didn't come here in the best of moods,

An' you ain't helpin' matters with your attitude.

Get yourself a whiskey, an' put it on my check.

Well after that, if you still wanna go,

We can stand face to face an' toe to toe,

An' if your buddy wants a piece of me too, tell him he's on deck.

An' I'll be singin':

"Hey, batter batter, hey, batter, batter: swing.

"Step up to the plate, Hoss: do your thing."

My whole day's been goin' south.

Last thing I need is you runnin' your mouth.

One more strike an', buddy, you struck out.

"Hey, batter batter, hey, batter, batter: swing.

"Hey, batter batter, hey, batter, batter: swing."

I don't need this confrontation.

Better rethink your situation.

Ain't no minor thing to me:

Welcome to the major league.

Singin':

"Hey, batter batter, hey, batter, batter: swing.

"Step up to the plate, Hoss: do your thing."

My whole day's been goin' south.

Last thing I need is you runnin' your mouth.

One more strike an', buddy, you struck out.

"Hey, batter batter, hey, batter, batter: swing.

"Hey, batter batter, hey, batter, batter: swing.

"Hey, batter batter, hey, batter, batter: swing.

"Step up to the plate, Hoss: do your thing."

Won'tcha do your thing?

What's he say.

Bring it on, Hoss.