She doesn't own a dress

Her hair is always a mess

If you catch her stealin'

She won't confess

She's beautiful.

Smokes a pack a day

Wait that's me, but anyway

She doesn't care a thing about that, hey

She thinks I'm beautiful.

Meet Virginia

She never compromises

Loves babies and surprises

Wears high heels when she exercises

Ain't that beautiful?

Meet Virginia

Well she want's to be the queen

And she thinks about her scene

Pulls her hair back and she screams,

"I don't really want to be the queen!"

Daddy wrestles alligators

mama works on carburetors

Her brother is a fine mediator

For the president.

Here she is again on the phone

Just like me; hates to be alone

We just like to sit at home

And rip on the president.

Meet Virginia

Well she wants to live her life

And she thinks about her life

Pulls her hair back and she screams,

"I don't really want to live this life!"

She only drinks coffee at midnight

When the moment is not right

Her timing is quite

Unusual

You see, her confidence is tragic

And her intuition magic

And the shape of her body,

In she shape of a vine,

Unusual.

Meet Virginia

I can't wait to

Meet Virginia,

Yeah.

Well she want's to be the queen

And she thinks about her scene

Well she wants to live her life

And she thinks about her life

Pulls her hair back and she screams,

"I don't really want to be the queen!

I, I don't really want to be the queen!

I, I don't really want to be the queen!

I, I don't really want to live this..."