Stoker is a boy in blue

And he must be the worst

He's a copper!

Stoker someday he'll get you

But you won't be the first

He's a copper

He's a police constable

That makes us feel uncomfortable

He's a copper

No more football in the street

Or neckin with your girlfriend

Stoker's on the beat again...

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He's a Bobby he's a joker

He's a Bobby we want dead

He's a Bobby, P.C. Stoker why

Can't we have a decent copper

Proper copper instead?

Stoker loves to see a fight

He really goes to town

He's a copper

Stoker's smiling with delight

He's took somebody down

He's a copper

He'll prove you guilty in the court

You'll wish that you had never fought

A copper

Don't cry or shout or scream or yell

There's nothing you can do

When Stoker's in the cell with you

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The United Team supporters

Have invaded the pitch

That's P.C. Stoker's quaters so

He finds his talky switch

I need some help down here boys

There's punks and skinheads too

And we all hate P.C. Stoker &

We hate the boys in blue.

Stoker's rather fed up coz

There's no one else to nick

He's a copper

Someone soon will kick his head in

Just you wait n'see

It needs somebody tough

Coz we've all had enough

Yes it needs somebody tough

But I think it won't be me

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