God help me what can I do,

My girlfriend's dad is a Vicar boo hoo,

And he won't let me be alone with you,

Oh he's a Vicar and there's nothing I can do

God help him what can he do,

His girlfriend's dad is a Vicar boo hoo,

And he won't let him be alone with you,

Oh he's a Vicar and there's nothing he can do.