Cheese and onion sandwiches on derby chinaware

Fiddles and jigs and Woogie my dog and TV havin' a swear

Takin' my dad for a pint or two

A Sunday morning stroll

Licorice pipes and baggy suits

Glen Hoddle scorin' a goal

Catchin' a pike and ridin' my bike on wooden wheels

And a bowl of eels

Yes... that's what I like, boy

That's what I like

Pie and mash and liquor

Walking about in the rain

William Brookes and comical looks

Pianos, trams and trains

Colds and cockles and thunderstorms

Place on the wireless and now

Grandfather clocks and coke and brandy

Fountain pens and Pinot and Dante

That's what I like, I said

Hey, that's what I like

Little pubs out in the country

Mother Pearl and Bernard Faire

The sound of a banjo

Barbershop singing and having a kip in the chair

Burnt on toast

A beer from the wood and old Jerry Thomas' teeth

Jerry and Chuck and cannon and ball

A banjo pickin' Bill Keith

And old bank loads

Wood burnin' stoves and Shirley MacLaine

In "Petticoat Lane"

That's what I like, I said

That's what I like, yes boy

Yes, that's just, ohh

Bubble and squeak and jumble says Little Richard and Jerry Lee

Bonfire night and south and that's paddlin' in the sea

Polished brass and copper

Salvation Army bands

Violins and old coat shins and colored elastic bands

Tea in the mornin' and winter beginnin' and fishin' rods

And frogs and sparrows are winning

Yes that's what I like

Hey that's what I like

A day at the races

Cover the bases

Goin' doin bar-hoppin' in Kent

A new pair of braces

Little kids faces sleeping under the tin

And wagons

Chickens and pickin' blackberries and swallows and sledges

And Devon and derries

And haddock and trotters and horses and knickers

And swatters and stickers

And banjo

And kippers

Yeah, that's what I like, boy

That's what I like