I had a friend once he took some acid

Now he thinks he's a fire engine

It's okay until he pisses on your lighter

Kinda smells kinda cool kinda funny anyway

satan, satan, satan...

I had a friend once he took some ecstasy

Tried to marry me and every one in the room

He was sort of loving kinda caring,

kinda tried to fuck my lazy boy

It got a bit messy all over the curtains,

arm chair covers, throw pillows, and carpeting

satan, satan, satan...

I'm getting bored again...