BEYOTCH!

Short Dog's in the house once again with this pimp shit

Chorus:

These are the tales the freaky tales

These are the tales that I tell so well

For fifteen years I've been a real player

So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah

Verse 1: Too $hort

I met this girl in Atlanta

She let a nigga fuck but I still can't stand her

The pussy wasn't good I said "What's up bitch?

I'm tired of fuckin' can you suck dick?"

She said "No", but she had another friend

So I switched like a real pimp

Laying on my back with my dick in her mouth

I said "Beyotch!! What you talkin' 'bout?"

She mumbled something, I don't know what she said

Smoking on a joint gettin some bomb-ass head

Bitch said her name was Theresa

All on my dick like cheese on pizza

In the A-T-L where the grass is greener

I fucked Nina, Melina, Sabrina and Tina

When I first moved out there, I met Holly

Five-foot one with a bad ass body

Freaky little bitch she was a Gemini

She used to stand up and say "Shoot it in my eye!"

I met another girl went to Spellman College

Every day after school I aquired the knowledge

I took her to my house so I could get some

I fucked her real good and made the bitch cum

She was hella limber, said her name was Amber

She wouldn't stop screaming, that's all I remember

I had another freak, her name was Wendy

When I first met the bitch she said "Please don't pimp me!"

I did it anyway

I'm coming straight from Oakland, C-A

Ain't no other way, like my girl Shante

She lives in Atlanta, but she comes from the Bay

Let me hit that hometown pussy on the strimp