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I′m praying that the world changes soonCan't get a doobie on a plane, but there′s Uzis in our schools

Every dude who touched a boob or a booty getting MeToo'd

What you expect from the kids who went to Hooters after school?

We're all triggered and defensive, we′re all racist and we′re sexist

We all grew up watching South Park, how are we offended?

Now being fat is beautiful? Name a thing that you can't do?

Jumping jacks, run a mile, live past 42

Man, it used to be cool to just flip a bird to the system

And now it′s trendy to be triggered and pretend you're a victim

It′s my race, it's my weight, it′s because I'm a Christian

I hate the internet and anyone who has an opinion

And everybody angry if you say "white", 'kay, fine

Pass me the brush and I′ll paint my face ′til the shade's right

Let′s talk about abortion, sorry, tell me how this works

Bacteria is life on Mars, but a heartbeat isn't life on Earth? Weird

People are so stupid, why are y′all so stupid?

Get better problems, I swear to God that y'all want ′em, you're so dumb

People so stupid, people so dumb, people so boo-hoo, wah-wah-wah

Get better issues, we're gonna run out of tissues, it′s so dumb

I′m a hater 'cause I can′t relate to gay pride?

Call me homophobic because I don't wanna date guys? ′Kay tight

I, for one, I'm not surprised the world declined along the way

Giving trophies to children for losing just ′cause they decide to play

We exercise our right to vote then hate the politicians, ayy

This is a democracy, it's partly your decision, ayy

This is weird, it feels like this is a different year

If I identify as a female, then will my balls and penis disappear?

Children want a gender switch and hating men is feminist

Depression and anxiety are trendy, we're too sensitive

Invented 80 genders, now the world is not accepting it

They gave them more attention than normal women and men can get

What a contradiction, being human is so tragic

Focus on minorities, ignoring all the masses

Hallelujah, everyone, activism saved the planet

No more plastic straws in paper

Just paper straws wrapped in plastic, congratulations

People are so stupid, why are y′all so stupid?

Get better problems, I swear to God that y′all want 'em, you′re so dumb

People so stupid, people so dumb, people so boo-hoo, wah-wah-wah

Get better issues, we're gonna run out of tissues, it′s so dumb

Look I get it, it's like the world is going crazy

Seems like a school shooting happens almost daily

The racism, rape culture, hatred that we′re facing

Is way too ingrained for our hashtags to change it

We became so lazy and complacent, afraid of our generation

We think activism's Instagramming memes and complaining

It's a problem when there′s actually actions you could be taking

But you′re triggered, so you just cry like a baby

People are so stupid, why are y'all so stupid?

Get better problems, I swear to God that y′all want 'em, you′re so dumb

People so stupid, people so dumb, people so boo-hoo, wah-wah-wah

Get better issues, we're gonna run out of tissues, it′s so dumb