Mutton Banger

Opine Bob

Hanging Johnny

Fishing Rod

Tallywacker

Pocket Rocket

1 Eye Trouser Truck

Ding Dong

Ankle Slapper

Pork Sword

Engine Tanker

Hairy Hot Dog

Baby Pocket, let them all hang out.

(CHORUS)

PET NAMES FOR GENITALIA

ALL THE GIRLS THINK OF THEM,

AND YOU GOT TO LOVE THEM

PET NAMES FOR GENITALIA

THERE'S SOMETHING SILLY

ABOUT LITTLE WILLIE

Wang Wozzle

Weenie Wacker

Pecker Peebee

Kidney Cracker

Heat Seeking Moisture Missile

Giggle Stick

Love Whistle

Tube Steak

Uncle Dick

This is getting really sick

I'm not through, there's 1 more

Purple helmet Warrior

(CHORUS)x2