OH OH OH !(squishy sound)

Sitting in my house

and i know im all alone,

Felling kind'a horny

got a tingle in my bone

Going grab a penthouse

its the one with Sharron Stone,

HEY MASTURBATOR!

I go a little faster

and its feeling kind'a nice

once ain't enough so i have to do it twice

you wanna spank the monkey

I can give you good advice

HEY MASTURBATOR!

*Woman moans*

I use some baby oil

or a lil' vaseline

laying down a towel

so i keep my towel clean

Never shake my hand

cuz' you don't know where its been

HEY MASTURBATOR!

Im do it in the car

while im driving down the street

One hand in the wheal

and the other in my meat

I can't get out the car

cuz im sticking to the seat

HEY MASTURBATOR!

*Tom Green,a sheep and the woman moan*

Since i was a kid

i have been a masturbator

stroke the chicken

holding now its the tomatoe

I put the miss novermber

Now im gonna take orator

HEY MASTURBATOR!

Bumbing the bannana

miss the lizard

shake and bake'em

counting on the flounder

and its mak'n a jamaican

Spank the frank

watch the carrot

got my hand its aken

HEY MASTURBATOR!

*everyone moans*

HEY MASTURBATOR!