I used to come home late and not a minute too soon

Barkin' like a dog, howlin' at the moon

You'd be mad as an ol' wet hen

Up all night wonderin' where I'd been

I'd fall down and say come help me honey

You laughed out loud, I guess you thought it was funny

But I sobered up and I got to thinkin'

Girl you ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'

Now I'm paintin' the house and I'm mendin' the fence

I guess I've gone and lost all my good sense

Too much work is hard for your health

I could've died drinkin' now I'm killing myself

And I'm feedin' the dog, sackin' the trash

It's honey do this, honey do that

I sobered up and I got to thinkin'

Girl you ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'

Now I'm fixin' the sink and I'm mowin' the grass

And you've made me a list and I'm bustin' my.... well

All broke down, tail's been draggin'

It's a rough old life up here on the wagon

And I'm feedin' the dog, sackin' the trash

It's honey do this, honey do that

I sobered up and I got to thinkin'

Girl you ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'

Yeah I sobered up and I got to thinkin'

Girl you ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'