I thought it would be dandy

If I bought that girl some candy

How was I to know she was allergic to chocolate

I thought it would be fine

If we shared a glass of wine

She said, "On no, not another alcoholic."

Chorus:

I don't understand my girlfriend

I haven't got a clue

I don't know where she's coming from

Or where she's going to

But if opposites attract

Then I found the perfect woman, Jack

I don't understand my girlfriend

She don't understand me, too

Yeah I thought I'd show some class

And order pheasant under glass

How was I to know she was an avid bird watcher

Repeat Chorus

She don't understand me too

She don't understand me too