Ladies and gentlemen

Yes, my fine gentlemen friends, okay

We're gonna turn to the chapter in Eyenetics called

Left Pimping

Everybody turn to Left Pimping

Now as you can see

It's located in a region near your man

Called untitled space

I'm T-Boz, I got it like that

Left Eye's dope, she's got it like that

Chilli's fly, she's got it like that

TLC and that's where it's at

I'm T-Boz, I got it like that

Left Eye's dope, she's got it like that

Chilli's fly, she's got it like that

TLC and that's where it's at

We met at the park at the Summer Jams

Tims untied with saggy pants

Not the kind of guy I would give a chance

But he was kinda packin' under circumstance

6 foot 3, sexy as can be

I saw him through the crowd comin' up to me

He said aren't you that Shorty from TLC

He told me 'bout the things he would do to me

(So come on over)

Let me check you out

See just what you're talkin' 'bout

(So come on over)

Boy, you turn me on

Talkin' that stuff on the telephone

(So come on over)

You got me showin' through

So I can't wait to get next to you

(So come on over)

Don't let it take too long

I'm ready to put it on

You need some ginseng for your ping ping

So we could do it

Oops

First he came and then he went

Right to sleep on me

I could not believe

Wakin' up to give me what I need {Yeah, yeah}

First he came and then he went

Right to sleep so fast

Did he have it up his sleeve

To pull a quickie on me

He pulled a quickie on me

No, no, n-no he didn't

He pulled a quickie on me

No, no, n-no he didn't

He pulled a quickie on me

No, no, n-no he didn't

He pulled a quickie on me

No, no, n-no he didn't {Yeah, yeah}

He called me up to apologize

Said he owed me one and tonight's the night

Didn't know if he should get another chance

But he was kinda packin' under circumstance

He didn't know that I peeped him out

Picked up on what a quickie is all about

So went to dinner, back to the crib

So I could switch it up and show him how it is

(So come on over)

Let me check you out

See just what you're talkin' 'bout

(So come on over)

Boy, you turn me on

Talkin' that stuff on the telephone

(So come on over)

You got me showin' through

I can't wait to get next to you

(So come on over)

Don't let it take too long

I'm ready to put it on

Oh, wait

Hold up, hold up, hold up

Is your name Houdickie

'Cause I heard you pulled a quickie

First he came and then he went {Yeah}

Right to sleep on me

I could not believe {I could not believe}

Wakin' up to give me what I need {Yeah, yeah}

First he came (First he came) and then he went (Then

he went)

Right to sleep so fast

Did he have it up his sleeve

To pull a quickie on me

He pulled a quickie on me

No, no, n-no he didn't

He pulled a quickie on me

No, no, n-no he didn't

He pulled a quickie on me

No, no, n-no he didn't

He pulled a quickie on me

No, no, n-no he didn't {Yeah, yeah}

Now as we bring this class to a close

There is one last thing that we must review, everybody

Alright, it's called the Left Pimp Dance

Now what you're gonna do is you're gonna put your left

foot in front

Lean to the left and dip

Just like sweet rivers, I got a taste for flow

My flow's the next show, let's flip this icy snow

And soulfully quiver 'cause the rhythm knows

How to correlate with next to vertebrae's glow

I'm runnin' enough days though, meanin' I kill time

You heard of Mayo, well, my cars do real fine

Miracle Whip this lyrical chick on some spiritual s***

This will be a perennial trip, damn

I'm that imperial b****

First he came and then he went

Right to sleep on me {Right to sleep on me}

I could not believe {I could not believe}

Wakin' up to give me what I need {Yeah, yeah}

First he came and then he went

Right to sleep so fast {Right to sleep so fast}

Did he have it up his sleeve

To pull a quickie on me

I'm T-Boz, I got it like that

Left Eye's dope, she's got it like that

Chilli's fly, she's got it like that

TLC and that's where it's at

No, no, n-no he didn't

He pulled a quickie on me

No, no, n-no he didn't {Yeah, yeah}

And I'm not doin' it with you anymore