The problem with me is

I was always a big fish in a small, stale pond

Til I moved out to the city where I really got stungI′m a young

Lazy bum who feels 106

Sometimes I wonder on the down low why I even exist

Should I go tell it to a shrink?

I'm startin′ to think

That maybe I'm the only sane one in a world on the brink

Can't relax, got my facts

Avoid before nihilist

It bothers me that I′m not bothered oh I really need

A new attitude

I need to get out my room

Just want to play my guitar

But it hasn′t gotten me far

I know it seems kinda sad

Coz things have gotten so bad

Does someone know who I am?

Coz I don't know who I am

Yeah maybe I′m the hypocrite

Walking contradiction bursting out like a cyst

I'm reading Tolstoy at the moment craving a set of bliss

I quit my job and drive by friends to close to down one more drink

I try to fit in but the people here are making me sick

Hey surely I can′t be alone

Please someone hold the phone

I see atrocities on TV but I'm still too scared to go

And I put my neck on the line oh

Where′s my spine?

I'm wastin' my time and I′d love it if you gave me a sign

Get outta my room

I′ve got a bad attitude

Just wanna play my guitar but it hasn't gotten me far

I need to taste a success

Maybe I′d feel less depressed

Sometimes I'm my biggest fan, sometimes I wanna give in

Could everyone get off my back?

Cut me some slack

I took my shirt off in the arm my shoulders were no longer golden

Had a panic attack

I′m still my worst enemy

It's not as bad as it seems

If you wanna come and stick a boot in, roll up, drag me

Outta my room

I need a good attitude

Don′t wanna play my guitar

Coz it hasn't gotten me far

They say it pays in the end

But I'm still stuck in a spin

Sometimes I wanna grow up, sometimes I wanna give in

Who would have guessed I was a talented kid

Who would have thought I′d make a mess out of it

Who would have guessed I was a talented kid

Who would have thought I′d make a mess out of it

Who would have guessed I was a talented kid

Who would have thought I'd make a mess out of it