A cow that talks, have you ever heard?

Anything that is so absurd

You know how cows eat grass and mooWell, here′s a cow that can talk to you

Hello, Talking Cow, have you something to say?

Something to say, have you got all day

I love to talk, talking's my thing

I love to talk about anything

Did you know that this is so

It′s impossible to lick your own elbow?

Butterflies taste with their feet

And mosquitoes have a mouth full of teeth

And in space, you can't burp or cry.

Slugs have 4 noses. I wonder why?

All polar bears are left-handed

And the shrimp's heart is in its head

Well, this cow was right; he could talk all day

This cow has so many things to say

He talked and talked and talked some more

From the pyramids to Newton′s Law

Elephant′s the only animal with 4 knees

Camels milk won't curdle, there′s no camel cheese

A goldfish has a short memory

About 3 seconds. That's 1, 2

The eye of an ostrich is bigger than its brain

Bats always turn left when leaving a cave

Your ears and nose will never stop to grow

A snail can sleep for 3 years in a row

So many things that I didn′t know

Thank you, Talking Cow, but it's time to go

Time to go? But there′s more you see

'Cause there's the history of the world parts 1, 2, 3

A cow can′t talk all through the night

He kept on talking till the Stars were bright

He didn′t stop when he gave a moo

In 1983, a Japanese artist made a copy of the Mona Lisa out of toast

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated

The sense of smell of an ant is just as good as a dog

The sneeze can travel out of your mouth at over one hundred miles per hours

Giraffes have no vocal cords

Owls are the only birds that can see the color blue

Dolphins sleep with one eye open.

The average person laughs 15 times a day