1)

doctor, there's something wrong with me

my head feels not all like it used to be

my heart is out of beat, I've got chill beans on my feet

my eyesight's getting dimmer, I can't see...

2)

doctor, thanks for seeing me today - I'm glad

I've got every sickness there is to be had

I had whooping cough once more and today I've got the mumps

and tomorrow I'll get chickenpox as well...

Chorus)

doctor, doctor, doctor make me well

I've not got long to go now, I can tell

doctor, doctor, doctor make me well

I've not got long to go, I can tell

I've not got long to go, I can tell...

3)

those pills I took had no effect at all

just the other day I had a nasty fall

and I think I broke my jaw when it hit the kitchen floor

and I'm shrinking - last week I was 5 foot 4...

4)

I've been getting shivers lately, is it flu?

another bug is going 'round, what can I do?

and it's bound to pick on me - I've still got the other three

do you think if I got smallpox I'd get through?...

Repeat Chorus)

5)

do you think it's time that I made out my will?

I'll leave everything to you to pay my bill

just how long have I to go? - please tell me, I want to know

but on second thought don't tell me, I'm too ill...