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I′ve been whispering my dreams

To my computer at night

And now it serves me ads about them

The algorithm tells me who I really am

I tell the algorithm who I want to be

They say "You gotta have your vape

Cos smoking kills!"

My feed is comprised

Of cute dog memes and snuff films

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You're dating a .JPEG

From the cursed images subreddit

And I′ve had it up to here

With your #HornyOnMain bullshit

She says "Don't worry about it baby"

But I'm not baby, this is Patrick

And I plan on being a star

So I need to be above these antics

I take no responsibility

These folks can′t be wrangled

I′ll stan all my musician friends

Until they get canceled

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Happiness is a pyramid scheme

Happiness is a multi-level marketing company

And we all came in too late!

We all came in too late!

They say "Think of the shows

You wanna play when you get dressed"

That's why I walk around covered in glitter

Strapped to the Tiny Desk

They say "Fake it ′til you make It"

So I'm producing a film

Based on that Stephen King novel

About the kids who fuck in the sewer

I may look like a clown

But I′m not having fun

When you upload me to the cloud

Take my depression, but not my guns

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