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Daddy is beeing homosexual

Eyeball piercing

Pulling tractors with an earring

Boobsize surgery

Dicksize operation

Tell me 'bout your lifting

Oral fisting

If you don't know how

And no one is around

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Cannibalistic sacrifice

Penetrating appelpies

If you don't know how

And no one is around

Help yourself you will find out

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Tellin' stories 'bout their fabulous lives

There's no need to fool with your partner

To find out what live's all about

I'm glad we talk about...