You could die and come back as someone else

If you′re enticed by what I sell

Just need to sign and I'll stuff you wellHere at Terry′s

When they die, they're dying to be rebuilt

With bigger smiles like you wish they did

Hindsight is a tricky thing

So get creative

Lilac eyes that'll never wilt

Can′t say goodbye with no lungs to fill

Comfy company, a human quilt

Preservation

Sleep on a couch in an empty home

Kicked out of bed by the memory foam

Reason it out with the heads I′ve sewn

My poised and harlequin eternal loves

At Terry's Taxidermy

I′ll leave you neat as a figurine

(At Terry's)

I′ll remedy the death of thee

Your memory forever seen

I'll set you free

At Terry′s Taxidermy

I'll leave you neat as a figurine

I don't need to let go, so long as I

Bring a sweet and special doll to life

So I keep this mental compromise

Justification

But the nights are cold next to empty chests

And polished arms in which I′d never rest

I come to harm, but they can never fret

Isolation

And I′ve got a heart pumping messy blood

And all these parts I could better cut

And quit the farce of these imperfect guts

Contemplation

Sleep on a couch in an empty home

Kicked out of bed by the memory foam

Reason it out with the heads I've sewn

My poised and harlequin eternal loves

At Terry′s Taxidermy

I'll leave you neat as a figurine

(At Terry′s)

I'll remedy the death of thee

Your memory forever seen

I′ll set you free

At Terry's Taxidermy

I'll leave you neat as a figurine

(At Terry′s)

I′ll remedy the death of thee

Your memory forever seen

I'll set you free, at Terry′s

Thank you all for joining us today

As we celebrate the life of Dr. Tich

As many of you know, Terrence attempted to... taxidermy himself

He was a man of perfectionism, not a man of foresight

And, consequently, he started with his eyes

What followed was less than his best work

Leading to today's service being a closed casket

If you′ll all please join me in prayer-

Oh, Jesus Christ!

Some-someone help me pick him up