Some people like ass.

Some people like tit.

But nothing gets me going,

Like liquid shit.

My shit floats.

It floats right to the top.

I wanna shit my life away.

I never wanna stop.

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'Cuz' I'm an

Alophen Baby

My heart's a toilet brush

I'm an,

Alophen baby

I can't wait until I flush.

You think I'm kidding?

Well I'm no phoney.

I like what's in my ass

to ooze out bolonga.

Doesn't matter what I eat.

I'm not that picky.

Just as long as when I shit.

It's gooey, soft and icky.

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My family's worried.

They have suspicions.

And I guess they should

I just shit out my intestines.

But I can't stop, Uh-Uhh!

There's just no way.

Especially when I'm going through

Four bottles a day.

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I never wanna move

from my toilet bowl.

I just wanna shit

And keep my ass in the hole.

But when I shit,

I have to be alone.

I dip my fingers in my poop

And I use it as colonge.

(Chorus 5x)