Our little boy is four years old and quite a little man

So we spell out the words we don't want him to understand

Like T.O.Y or maybe S.U.R.P.R.I.S.E

But the words we're hiding from him now

Tear the heart right out of me.

Our D.I.V.O.R.C.E becomes final today

Me and little J.O.E will be goin' away

I love you both and it will be pure H.E double L for me

Oh, I wish that we could stop this D.I.V.O.R.C.E.

Watch him smile, he thinks it Christmas

Or his 5th Birthay

And he thinks C.U.S.O.T.D.Y spells fun or play

I spell out all the hurtin' words

And turn my head when I speak

'Cause I can't spell a way this hurt

That's drippin' down my cheek.

Our D.I.V.O.R.C.E becomes final today

Me and little J.O.E will be goin' away

I love you both and it will be pure H.E double L for me

Oh, I wish that we could stop this D.I.V.O.R.C.E.