Well he feels like an elephant

Shakin' his big grey trunk for the hell of it

He knows that you're dreamin' about being loved by him

Too bad your chances are slim

And it's not like Mr. Shuck to get shy when they ask him who is on top

There must be something deep down in the dark, down there

He's not too easily scared

He's got friends, but they got the fear

Wouldn't care too much if he just disappeared

Oh look, hey, there he is now coming down the stairs

(Here he comes)

He pulled the mirrors off his Cadillac (Yeah)

'Cause he doesn't like it looking like he looks back

He talks like his opinion is a simple fact

Somebody grabbed his collar

He cried the whole way home

No one remembered a thing when they saw him again

That's how it is 'til the end

(Yeah)