Testin my mic one two one two

I'm here to entertain yes this means you

Don't need no help all by myself

I proceed cos you need to enjoy yourself

Try to compare? oh don't you dare

Cos I'm sweeter than the cream in a french eclair

Smoother than the ice in a skatin rink

Have I forgotten anything? hm let me think

Oh yes I take a pen draw you all in line

You'll find that I'm a lyrical mastermind

The more you scream, the more I strive

So get live and put your body in overdrive

Let's check the situation from a serious tip

Wanna hear somethin wack? well, this ain't it

Cos the beat is def and now you're told

So prepare to work out a little rock and roll

Lace them shoes, tighten up that belt

And beware cos it's somethin that you never felt

Cos it's ruffer than ruff, hipper than hip

Don't be a drip, let it rip

But on the smooth tip

Toes are tappin, hands are clappin

My deejay's on the cuts and Sweet Tee's rappin

Rockin the spot cos the jam is hot

You think i'm through? hm, not by a long shot

I'm not a doctor, but I'm on call

I'm not the police, so get off the wall

In a club on stage to make you move

A mic and a beat are the tools I use

Yeah, I been crowned the gift of wax

Sweet Tee's in the house, so just relax

Give your hips a ride, give your feet some slide

And do what you feel inside, you know

It's easy to do if the beat is hip

Dancin and swingin, if the needle don't skip

Straight to the dancefloor, run, don't walk

Move to the groove, let your body talk

To me cos I happen to know what you like

So when I pick up a pen I know what to write

To hype the ja