My cheeks are red

so are your hands

you'll soon be dead

cause you pulled down my pants

Chorus

Stop or I'll slap your buns

And I ain't usin'no puns

I'll actually slap your buns

Many people would say

that I'm a Weird Al wannabe

but what the hay?

somebody's gotta be!

Chorus

You got to slap mine

while I held your shoulders

Now it's my turn

so just flip over!

They think I'm gay

(or so they say)

And They think I'm gay

Or so they say

AND THEY THINK I'M GAY, OR SO THEY SAY-HEE-HAY-EH