Einar

Last night, I woke up,

Björk

I'm a T.V.

Einar

Last night a good dream woke me up

Einar

I was entertained and smiled

Jumped straight out of my bed

Humming this and that

And got myself a glass of water

Björk

Transforming T.V.

Einar

And sat down in my favourite chair

And kept smiling but not for long

Björk

Transforming T.V.

Einar

Because I realised that all my dreams are

Nothing but the repetition

Of last week's television

Einar

I was no longer amused by, by my dream.

Björk

I'm on my knees

Einar

Like a lame turtle I paced the room

Björk

Down on all four follows

Einar

Who was disturb, I must without

Björk

Antennae

Einar

Knowledge I could only blame myself

And no one else

Björk

Thrust out through my forehead

Einar

Tried to sleep again,

He can, he can, no,

Not a dream, not again

But then remembered

That all my dreams are

Nothing but the repetition

Of last week's television.

Björk

I've turned into a T.V,

My screen is smiling,

To get your attention,

I want you.

Ohoh I'm a TV

Einar

So I jumped out of my bed

And into the T.V. room

And in my anger

Threw the T.V. set out the window

Regretted instantly

Because this was a brand new 26 inch T.V.

Set in my bed once again,

Couldn't sleep

Because all my life,

All my dreams had gone out the window

With this new T.V. set