Album Cover Tattoo

Tattoo

Stephen Lynch

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You got a unicorn

Butterfly

Angel wingsInner thigh

Queer tattoo, that′s a queer tattoo

Flaming skull

Smoking pot

That's the opposite of not a queer tattoo

It′s a queer tattoo

You've got a Tweety Bird

You got a school mascot

Got a Hello Kitty tell you what you got

Got a queer tattoo

Such a queer tattoo

You think that symbol in Japanese

Means strength or honor

Nigger please

It means queer tattoo

That's a queer tattoo

Any lower back tattoo is queer

It might as well say "Insert Cock Here"

Whore tattoo

That′s a whore tattoo

And that teardrop, under your eye

That you got in prison

Cause you killed a guy

That′s a cool tattoo

Sir that's a cool tattoo

You′ve got a comedy mask

Got a tragedy mask

Any fucking mask

Then you must have asked

For a queer tattoo

Give me your most queer tattoo

You're child′s name with the words "Be Strong"

Would be beautiful but they spelled strong wrong,

Yeah they spelled it "Stong"

Your stupid Kid will now be Stong

How the hell did they get that wrong?

Weren't you watching when they put that shit on?

You love your laughing Jesus tat

But that′s just Jesus laughing at

Your queer tattoos

So many queer tattoos

I guess you got that tribal band

From the tribe indigenous to the land of Queer Tattoos

We're the Queer Tattoos

You got barbwire, got a poker ace

Got that fucked up thing on Mike Tyson's face

Got a queer tattoo, a sewiously Queer Tattoo

And by Queer I just mean bad

It wouldn′t mean gay unless you had

A pink triangle on a rainbow flag

With a bear wearing leather

And a red ball gag

That′s a queer tattoo

A literally queer tattoo