Here we are dear old friend

You and I drunk again

Laughs have been had and tears have been shed

Maybe the whisky's gone to my head

but if I were gay I would give you my heart

and if I were gay you'd be my work of art

and if I were gay we would swim in romance

but I'm not gay so get your hands out of my pants

It's not that I don't care (I do)

I just don't see myself in you

Another time, another scene,

I'd be right behind you, if you know what I mean

'Cause if I were gay I would give you my soul

and if i were gay i would give you my whole being

and if i were gay we would tear the walls

but im not gay so please stop cuppin' my …hand

We've never hugged, we've never kissed

I've never been intimate with your fist

You have opened brand new doors

Get over hear and

Drop

Your

Drawers!