I got my twelve sided die and im ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew,

my friends are comin over to my moms basement bringin funyuns and the mountain dew,

I got a big broad sword made out of cardboard and that stereo's a-pumpin zeppelin,

its that time of the night we turn on the black light let the dungeons and the dragons begin,

it's d&d!

fighting with the legends of yore.

it's d&d!

never kissed lady before (nope).

now the lord of the rings the dark crystal and things,

we use these as a reference tool,

and when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes we're the coolest kids in the school...

no we're not

I know

now tiche's a real bastard but a fair dungeon master,

he's got hit points and charisma to lend,

I rehearse in my room or what I call the dragons tomb when im not im with my girlfriend,

its d&d...wait...

youve got a girlfriend?

yeah. yeah...no.

its d&d!

warriors that terrify.

its d&d!

virgins til the day we...

1,2,3,4!

die!