I made love to ya all night long

then I got up to write you a song

I watched ya sleep and I fell in love

ya must've been sent from heaven above

don't think you could never do no wrong

then you farted....

oh girl you farted..

first I thought that it was kinda cute

I surpresed a smile when I heard your girly poot

then came the smell came whoftin by

and brought a little tear drop to my eye

I think that i'll go sleep out on the couch

cause you farted...

you could make milk curdle

make your skin crawl

make the paint peal off of the wall

I won't sleep under the covers no more

since the hot winds blew from out your back door

baby, it sure has been a gas

but somethin' up and died inside your ass

and sure as hell that my name is stephen

its about time that I got even

get ready for the magic im about to pass...

I think I shit my pants.