There′s a place in France where the naked ladies dance

There's a hole in the wall where you put your cock and balls

But you never really know who′s sucking on the other sideIs it a boy or a girl, or a lady-man hermaphrodite?

Honey, I don't wanna know

Who's sucking my dick today

I′m going to the gloryhole

Gonna spend my weekly pay

Dream about Cheryl Tiegs

While the beast greases up my pole

I′m gonna blow my load at the gloryhole

Blow my load at the gloryhole

Blow my load at the gloryhole

I know a place down the street, just behind Mickey Dee's

Where the thing behind the hole really aims to please

Well, a buck o′ five is all they need to get a job well done

It doesn't matter if it′s Tommy Lee or Attila the Hun

Baby, I don't wanna know

Who′s sucking my cock tonight

I'm going to the gloryhole

Gonna fuck it with all my might

In my head it's Jessica Biel

I don′t care if it′s a fucking troll

I'm gonna blow my load at the gloryhole

Blow my load at the gloryhole

Blow my load at the gloryhole

Oh-oh

Come, give your cock a chance

No need for romance

Come soil your pants at the gloryhole

Come, get what you need

Do the dirty deed

Deposit your seed at the gloryhole

Feel somebody new at the gloryhole

Fill someone with goo at the gloryhole

No one judges you at the gloryhole

I don′t wanna know

Who's sucking my dick today

I′m going to the gloryhole

Gonna spend my weekly pay

I dream about virgin tits

While the beast greases up my pole

Gonna blow my load at the gloryhole

Blow my load at the gloryhole

Blow my load at the gloryhole

Blow my load at the gloryhole

Oh baby, here I come

Oh-oh-oh- ah

Oh, fuck