Down on mussel beach

Tanning in the sand

You can lift some weights

Or you can rip your pants

Visit the salty spitoon

Spogebob′s arms are huge

At the Goo Lagoon

Larry's playing ball

Sandy′s hanging ten

Wait in line to pee

With your bubble friend

Get some ice cream or juice

Join the lifeguard crew

At the Goo Lagoon

Now we can build a sand castle

Don't that sound like fun

Or we can bury a surfer

In the summer sun

Or we can tan all day

Like craig mammelton

Just be careful not to get

Any sand in your buns

Please don't eat the Goo

At the Goo Lagoon

There′s so much to do

At the Goo Lagoon