I plucked her young from the silly scene,

gave her enough lies to live on.

Now her daddy's made he owns a shop in Hayes,

but he can't dream for the both of us

I'm just a short term boyfriend,

But I'd do you I'd do you again

I said "Let's tour the streets on fire"

So we rode a caravan to Yarmouth

Stole at sea air, acted debonair

In the ram jam the bingo the bandstand

Her old man said that she'd been had,

We're a 'Jezebel and Cocktail Charlie'

Now she mops the floors of blue movie stores

just to keep us on the Richmond Lights

We both knew it would come to this:

A flippant kiss down the arcade

Now i'm taking you home for your college ball,

be happy be happy be

happy........