Martins in a fix, I don't know why (he's a loser)

He wears a little Trilby, why oh why (he's a loser)

He's stepping out with Maureen, I don't know why (he's a loser)

He's going to a party, why oh why (he's a loser)

And we're gonna sort him out real soon (2)

He's always right, he's never wrong, Martins in a fix (2)

La la la la la la etc

Martins in a fix, I don't know why (he's a loser)

He's mincing round boutiques, in Notting Hill (he's a loser)

He's a rover he's a shaker, why oh why? (he's a loser)

(he's a loser)